Only in Phoenix is this a viable retail concept.

In Phoenix, I just passed a Hopi veterinary office. I’m going to get a distemper shot for my spirit animal.

The Germans have it right: We’re all furcht.

The TSA crew at LGA may be the least competent I’ve seen so far. The body scanner flagged random parts of everyone’s body for pat down and the x-ray kicked 9 of 10 bins out for manual searches. Even Barney Fife couldn’t have kept a straight face swabbing a box of cookies for C4.

Darn these endless breadlines in Grant Park! @firstworldproblems

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Ah, the first Absinthe Frappe of Easter! This is worth being resurrected.

Blue heron chillin' in O4W Park!

Just did my part for democracy by canceling out the ballot of someone from the other end of the county.

Rabbit forcemeat with Dijon moutard and heart of Romaine at Staplehouse. I don't know whether to eat it or frame it.

This gentleman at the corner of Ponce & Blvd appears to have some inside information about the big game today.

Just hit mother lode at thrift store. #deadrichguy

The GOP needs to make changes to its ticket. Trump/Cosby 2016!

Wait till voters learn that Trump's first move as president would be to institute jus primae noctis.

An upbeat, SRO crowd at @CathyWoolard’s party at Six Feet Under. Spotted: Ryan Gravel, Jeff Graham and Gerry Weber.

Early voting results showing their candidate at 10% quiets Vincent Fort supporters at CWA Union Local 3204 soirée.

With Peter Aman trailing badly, campaign manager Fred Hicks thanks staffers for “a great run”—but no concession.

Some bars offer bottle service. The new Golden Eagle offers the Private Stock Old Fashioned made at the table from a small travel bar.

A cynic could be excused for wondering if MKR somehow engineered another 700-vote gap just to screw with Mary Norwood’s head.

Don't look for a miraculous rebirth of Creative Loafing ATL—at least under Ben Eason, who failed in his first try as owner. In addition to being the least cool person on Earth, he is singularly incapable of making a sensible decision, much less creating the next alt-weekly business model.