Hey The Labour Party you are hated up and down the country, go fuck yourselves.

September 22, only 11 more months till I can get my hair cut.

My bins are collected every 3 weeks, I have cats so 3 weeks worth of used cat litter, bin weighs a ton, just waiting for them to turn round one day and say it's too heavy. #gmb

Bloody hell it is cold this morning, I'm gonna have to start wearing some clothes to bed now.

She looks like Missy Elliot. #thismorning

Just whacked the heating on.

Oh here she goes. #gmb

Well this is shite. #Lorraine

So Lulu is gonna tell us she was a drunk? #thismorning

I don't need recovery, I enjoy it. #thismorning

Lulu have 12 ciders and get up the next day then you are classed as a rascal. #thismorning

I can't sing, and I don't believe Liam can sing. We gonna call up? #thismorning

I need to leave because Big Brother just said people sitting on the left side of the sofa need to leave. I guess it's been fun cheers. See ya. #thismorning

All this just to get a fuckin walk on part on Corrie? #thismorning

I ain't got many brain cells left but this fucker is robbing what I have left. #thismorning

Cats can walk past a house, cattists #thismorning

No one @ me on the alcohol segment. Thanks. #thismorning

Shhhhhh my segment is on. #thismorning

Alice, ALICE! put that phone down! #thismorning

I am drinking a cider right now. Oops. #thismorning