Is he trying to be Fire Marshal Bill?

Quick note for Kevin O'Connell & P.J. Fleck. You both are allowed to have an occasional clunker, but please don’t have another weekend like this one. It’s a buzzkill for the state.

It's crazy that Taylor Swift's fiancée is pro-felonious racing on a highway causing serious bodily injury.

A WD in Ryder Cup should result in a lost point. The Euros could sit five guys due to injury and clinch the Cup tonight.

Congrats to Team Europe on your retention.

This should be the Minnesota Lynx lineup tonight. youtu.be/H1Sx4lxkV5Y?si… via YouTube

Wouldn't common sense dictate that the best player should make the most money. Kirill better up his game, and no more Edina pond hockey injuries. I'm ready to put Guerin on the hot seat, depending on how things go.

At least last time we fucked up our payroll we got two players.

The Kaprizov contract will reset the market. Tell me more lies!

Bill Guerin should resign.

An enterprising girl scout should find Bill Guerin's address and sell him some thousand dollar boxes of cookies.

Drew Pearson would be proud of that Detroit touchdown.

Can we got Jerry O'Connell an MLB logo hat? Rob Lowe do you have a guy that could set him up? Pardon My Take Big Cat

ESPN being a complete dick should've been anticipated when Disney bought Lucasfilm.

I assume the Nashville Predators fanbase wouldn't be able to comprehend an invalid fair catch.

Another reminder that hockey teams don't belong south of the Mason-Dixon line.

The USA Olympic Curling Trials begin tomorrow in Sioux Falls. That's 140 miles from the nearest dedicated ice. USA Curling at it again! Their media partner Peacock doesn't even know what state the trials are in! The new Anderson Arena would be a good permanent home to this

If you live in Sioux Falls and hate crowds, come watch the USA Olympic Curling trials! #CurlingTrials #OlympicTrials #MTUSA

Raise your hand if you are not related to one of the curlers. #curlingtrials This continues the strong fan performances of Jacksonville, Omaha & Denver for national events. At least there isn’t a leaky roof, am I right Kalamazoo?