THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A MASTERMIND OF TRADE. WE ARE NOW PAYING THROUGH THE NOSE FOR OUR BASIC NEEDS. YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE TO LOWER PRICES ON DAY ONE BUT YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PROMISE TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILE, SIR!!

Time for all of Elon’s lost boys of DOGE to face hard time for their Social Security information theft and misconduct. Lock them all up. And if Elon knew he should be in prison too

Trans people aren't hiding the Epstein files from you, and they didn't cut your Medicare

Hey Elon: Go fuck yourself in the face motherfucker.

Trump is rehiring all of the IRS agents he fired, further evidence DOGE was nothing but an expensive performance to impress idiots and steal our private information

I'm sorry but what? Our Health Secretary says that he sees kids at airports and can tell by their faces that they have mitochondrial challenges This is wacky, flat-earth, voodoo stuff people This is not normal

Maybe it’s because you’re just a POS rage baiter.

If there's a "crime wave" in the United States as POTUS claims, I wonder how much of it is because he pardoned 1500 rioters who tried to destroy the Capitol on Jan. 6?

Karoline Leavitt HATES these side-by-side photos that show her nose. DO NOT REPOST, Karoline Leavitt does not want people seeing this!!

BREAKING: Massive scandal erupts in the wake of the Minneapolis Catholic school shooting as Americans realize that Donald Trump's head of counter terrorism and threat prevention is a 22-year-old former intern who fired 75% of his staff. We need to drive this story to the

🚨HOLY BLUNDER: Karoline Leavitt just doubled down on her defamation of Fed Gov. Lisa Cook, saying she “didn’t make America healthy again.” Leavitt just GIFT WRAPPED Lisa Cook’s lawsuit worth millions - and proves MAGA never learns when to SHUT THE HELL UP.

Wanksy.

Republicans against Trump I have never seen a person who is always alarmed and never does a fucking thing in my life.

Sure, my kids might hear me utter a stray "fuck" once in a while. But at least they will never hear me say, "I'm so devoted to my cult leader that I'd still support him even if he molested you." Your turn, MAGA.

The Bulwark

The Bulwark Archive Note: 2021 Vance demanded a list. 2025 Vance swears it doesn’t exist. Funny how the truth always depends on whether you’re in the audience or holding the mic

OH MY GOD. Gavin Newsom just reenacted Trump’s cabinet meeting. And it’s epic.

Dear RFK Jr: Fuck you.

Why can’t people see that the level of incompetence in this administration has led to irreparable harm & more is to come?!