I will always remember where I was when I learned Tom Brady retired from football. Then didn't. Then did?

Surrendering to its grip, today I calculated my daily Wordle guess average. It's 4.3, and I can't say I wasn't disappointed.

BREAKING: I' m told I might not have accurately calculated my daily Wordle guess average. Again, disappointed but not surprised.

CORRECTION: According to the woman upon whom I lavished roses as recently as yesterday, my formula for calculating my daily Wordle guess average was, well, bogus. My adjusted average is 4.076923 which based on my figuring is a 1,000% improvement of my first result of 4.3.

Kevin McCarthy is checking his phone.

Is a Tarheel a fierce Confederate soldier that refused to cede ground to the Union army? Seriously I don't know. But, really?

What, actually, are "chicken fries?"

Boxers, resting.

The perfect (grand) Father's Day card envelope.

Has ANYONE at Fox Sports suggested it might be time to retire the NFL robots? How about a refresh.

Thank you MSNBC for running a commercial to remind me that I can't watch tonight's NFL game on Amazon Prime.

Are the Guardians MLB's first first-year expansion team to win a playoff-ish game? Go AL North!

Going through stuff. Found this.

Player interviews in the dugout DURING a World Series game? Who is asking for that?

Me.

When gambling apps break in to live games with sports anchor celebrities guessing on the next good wager to make, I will change the channel every time.

You mean to tell me that Houston and Texas are two DIFFERENT baseball teams!?

Dear certain professional baseball players, Ditch the gold chains. We know, you are wealthy. Sincerely, A fan