Speak American! #OpeningCeremony #Olympics2014

"Have the courage to oppress gays and kill stray dogs!" #Olympics2014 #OpeningCeremony

Daft Punk's "Tron Legacy" soundtrack! #Olympics2014 #OpeningCeremony

Hold on to that twizzle! #Olympics2014 #idontknowwhatthatmeans

I think I'll trade quips with （男士会馆） for awhile.

Julia Roberts is here. You may leave now. #Oscars2014

I hope she asks Will Smith about his Razzie win. #Oscars2014

Is Sandra that tall, or is that guy just a hobbit, （男士会馆）?

Full House of Cards....I'd watch that. #Oscars2014

Anne Hathaway's chest sparkles. #Oscars2014

Hey, it's Laurence Fishburne! #Oscars2014

Matthew McConaughey is presenting with Jack Nicholson as the Joker. #Oscars2014

Emma Watson's sparkly but not blinding chest. #Oscars2014 #takethatannehathaway

Kevin Spacey as Frank Underwood wins Oscar night. #Oscars2014

Dear lord...didn't think #Oscars2014 could get any worse. #windbeneathmywings

"That can't be, that's inside the room!" #Aliens

Loving #DirectTV but discovered they don't carry KGCS. God bless Debby Woodin.

Great show by Joseph Tran at #MSSU tonight! Pint-sized heckler behind me, not so much. #parentingdonewrong

The customer service at United Airlines is top notch! #getoffmyplane