Alot of contracts being signed for Flames' Players and Executives, and yet NONE for Scorch. What gives Calgary Flames?

I was never investigated by the police..... Gritty #SaveScorch

I hope removal of the cannon was part of the Johnny deal.

Will Boring Sean Monahan now be en francais?

Imposter. IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE

So what happened Calgary Flames?

Where's Scorch

Miss you Sean Monahan

Am I the only one who reads it as Ratatouille

Winner gets to battle me in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

You didn't even call me

Your not allowed to be called a hockey town unless you boo Gary Bettman any time he speaks. I didn't make the rules

The best kind of member berries

Ok hear me out, much like the teddy bear toss game, we should have a glizzy toss game, just imagine 1000's of glizzies raining down on the players after a Calgary Wranglers goal.