Project Gorilla: Entry Two. I am exhausted.

Mom, Im encouraged to see how advanced your group has become, willing to sail into the ocean without fear of falling off the edge.

who are you to tell me about outer space?

I sense that you're trying to slow walk me to an epiphany. Would you mind very much jumping to it.

You seem tense? Perhaps this will relax you.....

Breakup would imply she was my girlfriend. She was a girl who was my friend who is now not my friend.

No fair! I was stuck behind a tree.

The alternative would be to think backwards.. and that's just remembering.

Starch absorbs fluid which reduces the amount of vomit available for violent expulsion

Excuse me! Spoiler alert!

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The relationship just out lived it's utility

It says keep this on your person at all times. It's right here under Batman's signature.

I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs

Maintaining five friendships promises to be a Herculean task, so I'm going to have to let one of you go.

For what it's worth, my mother says that when we deceive for personal gain, we make Jesus cry.