Great night at Dartford, with osvaldo ardiles and Ricky Villa

RIP Freddie Starr Dangerous but insanely funny We did tours of the Middle East,there were very strict codes "Just two things Mr Starr,never swear and never refer to Prince Hussein directly" Curtain up Freddie:Aright,which one of you f***ers is Prince Hussein? Curtain down!

#CWC19Final Another wrong un from Dharmasena .... why was he given the gig, been poor throughout the tournament.

We’re due to fly out this Thursday 29/08 and have other activities booked separately ...

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#elfie @TGIFridaysUK

04W24W0W04100000W40000110W020000401000W000000000101000011W0011200010040040000W1W30000000000000400000000000001004W: Aus innings in one tweet.

BT Broadband down in Medway as well.

#CBBUK oh dear, full of has been's, never will be's and nobodies ....

#CBBUK When is Celebrity Big Brother this year, two series of normal BB in short succession is too much.

Too much airtime for the SNP !! #bbcqt

.Jeremy Corbyn it's clear you alluded to students refunds to get votes from young impressionable people. You are a cheat and should resign

#apprentice I’m Siimon but at the weekends you can call me Jeffrii !!!!

#apprentice wow, boys team are spineless wimps, girls team full of bunny boilers !!