Satya EVM Jayate

Renewed my 'licence to complain' for 5 more years.

I'm going to start calling him Virat Crawly.
#SRHvsRCB

RCB didn't win the toss and choose to bat.
RCB won the toss and chose not to let SRH bat.
#SRHvsRCB

Today would be a good day for any RCB bowler to apply for casual leave.

Haha. Too cool.

I'm perfectly okay with other people's wealth being redistributed to me.

Happy Birthday Sachin Tendulkar.
In 2010, I had suggested that this day should be celebrated as Runmashtami.
Still waiting.

Somewhere, there is a guy called Vikas, wondering why no one is talking about him any more.

My area in Bengaluru is in Ghanan Ghanan mode. Mild feeling that it may rain. But scared to start dancing.

How many points does RCB have?
Look between 1 and 3 on your keyboard.

Punishment by process - Investigation, charge, evidence, trial, conviction, sentencing, jail.
Process is the punishment - Accusation, jail, no bail, no bail, no bail, no bail...

What should you do with this tweet?
Look between “E” and “Y” on your keyboard.

Yashasvi Jaiswal back in style. Abhishek Sharma unstoppable.
It's sort of depressing that we'll go to the T20 World Cup with Virat Kohli and Rohit Sharma opening.

RR is winning this game unopposed.
#RRvMI

Pretty all-round performance by Hardik Pandya so far.
Scored 10 off 10 balls. Blew both reviews.
And opened the bowling and gave 11 runs.
#RRvMI

BJP is encouraging division by accusing Congress of encouraging multiplication.
Very mathematical choice.

Basically, Kohli felt that the ball was above the belt, and the decision was below the belt.
Umpire felt the other way round.

Just saw the 15-minute highlights of last night's #LSGvCSK game.
Jio Cinema knows what's what. The highlights included Dhoni climbing down stairs, Dhoni taking guard, Dhoni taking single, etc.

CSK in Lucknow today. Clever of them not to pick any Tamil Nadu player so nobody misses voting.
#Elections2024