I recognize that look. She wants to get behind the wheel of her car so bad

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked rey mysterio and he said booyaka

Married CEOs can't even hug and romantically sway with their married head of HR during a Coldplay concert anymore because of woke

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” I asked my Chief of HR if she wanted to go to a Coldplay concert and she said yes :)

rt to scare a ceo

These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.

Brings a lump to your throat.

Getting blocked by association is so funny like wait me and my friend come in a twin pack

You look like you holiday in Dubai (derogatory)

The villain could be hiding anywhere! The villains lair:

No shade i would love all this attention too

i aspire to look this miserable all the time

She returns #TheTraitors

“I have a question for Alan” Alan: #CelebrityTraitors #Traitors

happy £85 Grinch to all those who celebrate

uber driver: 🤐 me: 🤐 also me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you