After several attempts to stop paying AWS 80c every month I spent an hour searching the console and finally found the stray service I hadn't deleted. And I was *sure* I had it this time until... I just got an AWS bill for 23c. This thing is the goddamn Hotel California.

Still gold

AP FACT CHECK, Jerusalem c. BCE 6: Apostles put the blame for Christ's death on Pontius Pilate. But it takes two to tango. Christ could have denied being the Son of God.

#BREAKING: The New England Patriots, who lost by double digits to the Detroit Lions last fall, will play in Super Bowl LIII.

Worst SB commercial #eatlikeandy

Your daily reminder that the insulin I’ve used for 23 years, Humalog, has gone from $21 a vial to $278 a vial with no changes to the insulin or even the packaging. That’s a 1200% increase on a hormone every human requires to live, but my body can’t make. I die in 48 hours w/o it

Tired of guessing what was the package name holding required binary? Check out the command-not-found project! command-not-found.com/ping

3D chalk art is taking sidewalks by storm. Tune into WTTW - Chicago PBS #ChicagoTonight NOW to meet the man behind the chalk, Nate Baranowski. m.youtube.com/watch?v=PMKOe9…

After attending the Outside Lands Festival we had my birthday dinner at the Mandarin Gourmet in Cupertino. From my fortune cookie:

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Heading out to LA to do the Joe Rogan show tomorrow!

A little thread: On April 13, 2017, Stripe introduced Increment to the world: we were making a magazine about how teams build and operate software systems at scale.

Note to self: Don't deploy on Fridays

Gold Coast Hospital Staff Roll In A Volleyball To Keep Tom Hanks Company In Quarantine: betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/…

This. GIF. Is. Everything. pic.x.com/AJTRxvzKfH

We are proud to announce the launch of WideOpenSchool.org, a new site to help families & educators adapt to online learning due to COVID19. A free collection of the best online learning experiences & activities for Ss curated by Common Sense Media & organized by grade & subject.

They should have finished the video with one of them accidentally hitting it to the street below. "Oh uh, sorry"

CBS has the worst streaming quality of any major network.

There are two types of developers, those that have sent "Integration Test Email #1", and those that will send "Integration Test Email #1"