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George Lucas: Actually Ellen that’s not true #TheHuntForBenSolo

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Zohran Mamdani says New Yorkers should feel “shock” at Trump’s endorsement of Cuomo. “I did not… anticipate Andrew Cuomo going from being Donald Trump's puppet to being so nakedly his parrot.”

call me when Ben Quadinaros arrives

it’s time we bring back the funniest skit to exist in the spirit of christmas

I love how The Muppets are straight up asking people to watch or they will be sent back to the archives.

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Kathleen Kennedy reflects on THE LAST JEDI nine years after its release. “I think Rian made one of the best Star Wars movies.” (Source: @deadline)

my goat, man. never change.

I really like when the muppet puppeteers just shake the muppet around really fast

🚨NEW: Zohran Mamdani on expanding childcare: Kid at podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: “That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan.” Then: “We’ll expand what’s possible — and what noises we can make at a press conference.” Policy with joy. Leadership with humanity.

“Oh that’s cute haha” Listen up faggot, if you were confronted by a giant 1000x your size you would piss and shit yourself and run away. This hamster fight with power

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The Sonic movies will always be better until the Mario movies also get a woman who canonically got her pussy waxed

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