*stirring*

*stirring*

perks of. being dog: 3. no taxes a. pets • belly scritches 7. zooms (fast ones) 7. occasional swims d) snoozes 1. peanut butter off. spoon

Mmmmmmm. Donut. x.com/hirshhorn/stat…

Whisker Fatigue is real, Humans, and The New York Times is on it! x.com/nytimeswell/st…

WATCH: Larry the Cat the only constant in uncertain times: #larryforpm

Poodles eat Strudels, Bulldogs eat Noodles, Cats like their Gravlax Piled high in caboodles Fish like Wasabi I need a hobby #WednesdayWisdom

I'm most grateful to report that Ms. Zoelle Airtable saved a certain Mouse from a deep and gnawing existential crisis. *bows deeply* ❤️

I'm also using Airtable for organizing my Donuts. It's quite brilliant, actually.

Attention Humans of San Jose: Laci, who looks remarkably like my Mother Miss Pasha Katz, would like to have a warm, loving forever home... x.com/adoptmesanjose…

I trust you know what to do. *smooch* Miss Pasha Katz AdoptMeAppSanJoseCA

*yawn* *stretch* *snore snore snore*

Poodles eat Strudels, Bulldogs eat Noodles, Cats like their Gravlax Piled high in caboodles Fish like Wasabi and I need a hobby...

May I present your #MondayMotivation... Cheesecake! 🧀🎂

Build the cheese plate you wish to see in the world bonap.it/IUutiSu

*other donuts.

*stirring*