"Vampire" Mark Nelson Can this be true? Your gigs are all at night.

Reflections on the Forth. A 4 minute long exposure of the Forth Bridge.

Not to be a killjoy but that monkey's not gonna learn how to read

I tell my kids "you can do anything you set your mind to" but he still can't find his shoe.

I had a job to do in South Queensferry and I left home in brilliant sunshine. However, when I arrived in South Queensferry, it was shrouded in haar. Not to be deterred, I went back to North Queensferry, found a nice vantage point, and waited for this to unfold in front of me.

I overthink, therefore I overam.

I'm an Instagram shit-ness model

she looks nothing like him

VAPES ARE A DEEP STATE PSYOP DESIGNED TO CONDITION US TO ENJOY SUCKING ROBOT DICKS. ONCE AI TAKES AWAY ALL OUR JOBS AND THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR HUMANITY IS TO BE SEX SLAVES FOR ROBOTS!! REAL EYES REALIZE CLANKER LIES!!!! DON’T FALL FOR IT!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

VOTE FOR ME AND THIS STOPS You guess LIGHT Wordle says: No L ❌️ So now you've got _ IGHT which means it could be MIGHT NIGHT RIGHT SIGHT TIGHT Oh tough shit fuckos. The answer is: FIGHT

21yr old (USA): I'm finally old enough to hold a beer 18ry old (UK): Hold my beer

My Grand National prediction: Johnnywho's on first Lecky Watson second Amirite on third

The Shroud of Urine.

believe in myself? the same person who got me into this situation?

This might be the most unhinged AI video I've ever seen.

They cut the scenes where he talked more

That's Donald Trump's farm and his healing hand has revived the duck.

It's Karaoke Night I'll do the Rogering if you'll do the Partin'

Happy April Fools’ Day (Orthodox)