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Jan Van Potgieter

@scithecomedist

The Human Race Is About Survival Of The Smartest | If You DM Me, I Will Open A Case Against You & We Will Meet In Court | Parody | #UnityIsEverything |

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Why are queues always long ko women's toilets? Kanti what the Capitec do you guys do in there? Peeing takes about 35 second mos.

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Once she says 'okhwi... bakhwi... yekhwi,' I run away. These khwists will break your heart and act like she did nothing. Stay away from Pedi girls that speak with 'khwis'.

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In a shocking turn of events, people applied for their two port retirement Funds only to find out that 82% of the companies were not paying Their Retirement funds, Instead they were eating it. People can't withdraw their two-pot Money, because there's no money, THE POTS ARE EMPTY

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Ladies, don't let your current relationship stop you from getting naughty with the guy you SBWL here and there. Hook up with the guy, ride him, wipe your lips and go back to your man and be the best girlfriend ever. You won't die.

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When someone finally buys something which they always wanted like a car, phone etc. Don't tell them about the latest version of it, celebrate with them.

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Every pothole starts small, after being ran over by many different cars it GROWS, and soon the cars will start avoiding it. This post is not about potholes.

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At people who eat skopo, how do you feel when you eat food that looks so emotional? You can see deep emotions on this thing and you go ahead and eat it. How are you mara? How do you sleep at night?

At people who eat skopo, how do you feel when you eat food that looks so emotional? You can see deep emotions on this thing and you go ahead and eat it. How are you mara? How do you sleep at night?
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A lot of young people are battling depression silently and its not even about relationships. They just wanna survive. May God heal whatever is hurting you.