You met me at a very chemically balanced time in my life

being born is so embarrassing I should’ve been a concept

Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for

I’m so delusional i can hear a person’s tone change thru texting

getting tipsy nomntu wakho is one of the joys of life .

Imagine Kimmel gets his show back and is raptured on air

source??? gut feeling

whenever someone says “per chatgpt” or “chatgpt says” i look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because please stop playing with me.

can’t believe no one has asked me to be their date for the rapture yet

(watching the conditions that created world war 2 appear again as the global climate collapses) i should go to grad school

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

Someone got robbed, at gunpoint, on the hennops Trail last Sunday. No ways. No I must carry a gun to go hiking. I already carry a taser & pepper spray. TO GO HIKING! An activity that’s supposed to be peaceful! 😭

There’s R30 standing between me & poverty rn

“Already gave you the time and the place So, don't be shy”

Finally some good fucking news.

Hey guys, please share🙏🏾

Nizosela namhlanje majita (majita is gender neutral)? 😬 Okanye siphole, silale?

hlathi wanting to take his ex’s money to go build another marriage nosis wakhe?🤣 oh hayi it will literally never be well with him shame🕊️

corporate is where beautiful, kind, whimsical women come to die. 💔

I beg all of you and I can say this sincerely enough…if this ever happened to me PLEASE do not tweet about it!! 😭🙏🏽