Darrin S (@schwizzle) 's Twitter Profile
Darrin S

@schwizzle

Don't ask me. I don't know.

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calendar_today02-04-2009 04:11:09

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At least it’s not Hail, Hail. I don’t know Who You Are but you made me Smile. Now if we could just get the West Seattle Bridge fixed we could get Around The Bend and we could make a Habit out of going somewhere other than Lukin’s. Off He Goes In My Tree. #25YearsOfNoCode

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Can we get a statistical study on how often Goo Goo Dolls is played in grocery stores? Why else is "Iris" stuck in my head every damn time I leave Albertsons?

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Finished wrapping presents today. All I could think was, "I hope I'm never caught in a situation where this is my Squid Game."

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This seems...obscene. Maybe I should read a book or two in 2023. wrapup.playstation.com/en-us/1980298e… #MyPSYear2022

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Top 3 Things I’ve Noticed After Moving Back to WA from CA: 1) Speed limits are a bit slower, and EVERYONE follows them like there’s nowhere to go but jail. 2) There are two resting faces: friendly and sourpuss. 3) The DMV experience was painless and dare I say delightful.