The comeback of Abercrombie will be studied by marketing majors for generations

Summer becomes way cooler if u start treating Long Island like a real island. Oh ya I just spend my summer on an island off mainland NY, not sure if you’ve heard of it tho #OBX #P4L

Drunk Schwenk really gotta stop making plans for Sober Schwenk

Feel like not enough women have seen me shoot a jump shot. That could change everything.

People actually still live in Plymouth, Massachusetts? That was 400 years ago grow up already #HappyThanksgiving

I’ve been putting the devil and angel on my shoulders in a real big argument these past few days

In between sets at the gym is crazy

Newsflash, mom: if u make me do the grocery shopping u best believe I’m coming home with pizza bagels

this where i tweet from

To all the high schoolers watching March Madness in class on chromebooks tomorrow, enjoy it. This is what it’s all about

Just found out the Trojan horse story isn’t real. What’s next? Santa?

Take notes mom and dad smh

Love LaMelo Ball. Kinda grew up w him kinda and now he’s in the league. What up bro

Just had a generational run on reels like 9 posts in a row just undefeated. Went from Kobe to Timothee Chalamet (2016) to Jordan Belfort. Don’t see many like that folks.

My quarterbacks WAG would never #sinners #JetUp