Thanks The Daily Stoic for being my top podcast on Spotify this year. I loved all 2,212 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/7fY99FB3b…

Awesome event Ditka's- Meet & Greet w/ Martellus Bennett for the draft. Proud to be a Citibank customer! #CitiThankYouSports ProCamps

#BoycottYahooFF Yahoo Fantasy Sports

#CDC’s NEW Safe Healthcare Blog: Moving the Needle to Safe Dentistry go.usa.gov/ms2F Guest author, Dr.John O’Keefe @OSAPtweets

How come very few invest like the uber-popular Warren Buffett? Shortcut addiction, I'd say. bit.ly/1paTY8o via The Motley Fool

Paydays are my favorite kind of days... especially when they occur right before a long weekend.

Whoever apologizes to the bartender that she has to break a $100 bill when paying is either naive, pretentious, delusional, or all the above

Jonathan Abdnor completed the BoA ChiMarathon! Time 03:40:39 (UNOFFICIAL) chicagomarathon.com/participant-in… #ChiMarathon

By leaving out the 45th parallel as ways to enter the country, is POTUS implying that Canada is better than America? #executiceactionthought

When I'm POTUS, I'll use executive action not to deal with immigration, but to eliminate the penny from American currency. #ExecutiveAction

What kind of shape am I in when my back is sore on Monday from playing 2 hours of foosball on Saturday? Kevin Hoffman Glenn Laatsch Nick Petrovski

What pisses me off the most about #DeflateGate is the constant mixup between pounds of air and PSI. Um hello, footballs don't weight 12lbs!!

Pretty sure I could score in the #NHLAllStar game, and I can't even skate.

#Snapchat continues to do it right. Keep the valuation growing!

It baffles me how incompetent Metra is. No one thought that AM #StPaddysDay trains could use more cars? They're turning away people!

A plethora of #emergency responders in the #Chicago #loop this morning. Fire trucks and ambulances at 155 Wacker AND Merchandise Mart.

Today is National Whipped Cream Day. Today is my favorite day.

"The Olympics may bequeath an overdue revival of Rio’s decayed and crime-ridden historic centre." economist.com/news/americas/…

I earned americanair #AAdvantage miles to celebrate milestones like my wedding. #MilesForMilestones #Promotion bit.ly/1MZqFsz

Hey Fifth Third Bank bank- if it's in everything you do, how soon before you start rolling out 166.7% interest? ;-)