Of all things in my life that I've faced. It is /pottery/ that catches me by surprise.

Now, then... To find one of these vaults. Tactically speaking, the one furthest the one that houses Soul Edge's shard would be ideal.

... I trust myself to not get lost. I've explored many a castle. ... More unsavory in fact, I've raided just as many in youth.

"Ah, Link! What are you doing down-- When did you...grow? And why are your ears....rounded? And....is that...armor?" ...Beg thy pardon?

.... Ah. I see. I suppose there are some resemblances. ... Come to think of it, he /does/ sound conspicuously close to me in youth.

... {Shrugs; Getting back to the task at hand.}

..... I have apparently chosen to awaken at a... bad time.

I feel as though I've missed quite the bit. ....I, further, feel that it is best I remain blissfully unaware of the situation at hand.

I....will assume you meant "Zelda", correct? @KarmicAgent

Not unless we had completely different princesses in mind. @KarmicAgent

I feel as if I did the orange-haired woman a favor. ... Or inadvertently began a war.

{Oblivious!}

H-hm?! A rather portly, orange-haired woman did? Why? Is there an issue? Link

{ (._. ) }

You are neither hissing, nor uncomfortable enough to behold in doing so, I am afraid. x.com/BloodOverseer/…

... Never you mind, then.

Link. Please calm down. Your coherence is reaching a level even lower than Aeon's, by this point.

... Madame Valentine, now you're simply being stubborn.

Provided nothing beckons otherwise.