BREAKING: A source tells me The Defense Department has just denied a request by DC officials to deploy the National Guard to the US Capitol.

.Twitter suspending Trump for 12 hours? Sorry jack—not good enough. This is your chance to finally defend democracy. Ban Trump from Twitter—for good!

2020 : Wow that was exhausting! What a mess I made. 2021 : #HoldMyBeer

Words do not do this justice, so just watch it. Thank you @Arnold

Compare. Contrast. Repeat.

No we voted. You were just wrong by like, a huuuuuge margin.

I’m not even remotely kidding when I say Adam Kinzinger is my new man crush! Thank you for having integrity!

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To celebrate the @topps Allen & Ginter release, we’re going to be giving away a few of my cards. To enter, all you have to do is RETWEET this, and we’ll pick some winners. I’d be happy to personalize them.

⚽ GIVEAWAY ALERT ⚽ Roku is now the official sponsor of one of Brazil’s top soccer clubs. To celebrate, we're giving away a São Paulo FC jersey! Simply retweet and reply with a ⚽ emoji to enter for a chance to win.

If you can see this please immediately retweet. Twitter is back to censoring ads and we need to get this out as far and wide as we can. #AmericasBiggestLoser

Is anyone else hearing this annoying beep every two seconds or so only on ABC via Xfinity Xfinity Support

Umurangi Generation Special Edition coming to Xbox/PC Game Pass (releasing May 17) bit.ly/39JMyy1

Apparently I’m not the only one in my house with a man crush on Idris Elba #mancrush #IdrisElba

🏆 RT TO WIN 🏆 We’re giving away a Julio Rodriguez🇩🇴🦁 ROY inscribed baseball and all you have to do is hit that retweet button for a chance to win. #SeaUsRise

Want to see one of the best pieces of musical theatre genius you will ever see? Get on a plane to London tomorrow and go see Operation Mincemeat Operation Mincemeat David Cumming Natasha Hodgson Zoe Roberts Christian Andrews Claire-Marie Hall (Claire Sterrett-Hall) YOU ARE ALL AMAZING!! Thanks for a great nt

Oh Delta…I figured I’d give you a try for all my business trips this yeah and not off to a good start. FAs have to leave for a flight to Shanghai instead of this one and now……..delay. #badstart #delta