Apparently my 7 yr old niece in rural Ireland is telling all her pals that her Uncle Dave is 'nearly famous'

Nice to be kept humble innit

So weird that it takes 20 mins from Stratford to Holborn but 19 of those are btwn Stratford and Mile End. Waatzaddabout?

saw a poster on the corner opposite the motel /

turns out, i'm going to hell if i keep on being myself /

don't know what i did, but they seem pretty mad about it /

god hates us? alright then, buckle up at dawn we're riding

Men, what is stopping you from looking like this?

Catamite?

More like Catahave, Catawill, Catawhendoyouwantme

This just happened at mine. An alarm went off immediately nearby. Lit a circle of candles. Started to get freaked out about a Purge-style situation until I realised I had a blood-red facemask on and was eating cheese from a bowl so I WAS THE LOCAL SCARY WEIDRO IN THE DARK

ALLY-SHIP IN ACTION.

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽Ashley James

this is a grotesque denial of trans people’s agency, which the cass report seems to imply can only meaningfully and healthily (i.e ‘not a concern’) be enacted if young people choose never to use exogenous hormones.

japanese horror: the house is makes you kill yourself
american horror: the house kills you if you have sex
french horror: the house kills you by having sex with you
uk horror: Reece Shearsmith lives in the house and is weird

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

Oh man, that was SUCH a fun one tonight Operation Mincemeat! Thank you to the audience for all that wild energy!

Plus....got to meet the one and only michelle visage!! Be still my lil' queer heart! 💓

🎵 It's my party, I'll get passed around if I want to 🎵

Flag-shaggers, racists and philistines, oh my!

Feeling this once again

MINCE ON A MUTHAFKN PLANE! 🛩🛩 (that's what this means, right?)