The only thing that got 1-3 inches last night was your girlfriend

If The Great American Farmer could stop ripping out fence lines, little patches of trees and destroying wildlife habitat, just so they can farm a few more acres, that'd be fucking great.

Twitter do your thing! RT!

Apparently Mason Rudolph has never heard of "talk shit, get hit"

Praying for a true stud Brandon Sorenson and his family. Tough deal but you Hawkeyes are tough. Good luck buddy

Just because deer have 4 legs, doesn't mean you lazy fucks need 4 wheels to hunt them

How bad do I need to go grocery shopping? Well, I had a Bomb Pop for breakfast this morning...

We sang 9 hymns in church tonight. It was a good change of pace from the devil's music that I usually rock out to..

Picture this. Its 2035. You're with your wife, rolling up to your friends' kid's 10th birthday party. You're blasting The Crüe and all the boys are there. You made it.

I'm sorry cuz you may not like this word, but if you think you're gonna get $1,000 a month by getting Yang in office, you're fucking retarded.

Merica.

Open this bitch up. USA in dis hoe

KEEP YOUR DAMN POLITICAL OPINIONS OFF TWITTER. NOBODY FUCKING CARES

OLD NEWS: My friends are better than yours

How to remake a Lynyrd Skynyrd song... Step 1. DONT

BREAKING NEWS: Cam Brady has just came out of nowhere to take a lead in the polls!! #CamBrady2020

"Spread love, not hate" "Fuck Trump, you loser! You suck!" Nothing worse than a hypocrite..well, maybe a pedophile...

FFDP's music video to "Living The Dream" Great song, better message. Watch the video. youtu.be/eOkkWIOkWl8