Getting ready to embarrass my cousins in the driveway

Sometimes I consider life. But then I realize I’m too much of a pussy. Which makes me consider it even more causing a never ending cycle

Couldn’t imagine being sober at a family event. Woke up at 9 and immediately smoked followed by 3 mimosas. I haven’t been sober since I woke up and that’s how Christmas is supposed to be

As a Viking fan, saying “I’m fucking sorry” isn’t good enough. Dude is not a QB1. He’s a bitch who can’t stay healthy for more than 2 weeks. Seeing Darnold ball in Seattle is pure pain.

*A Liverpool player enters the box* Arsenal players

Imagine thinking Josh Allen is not overrated after he was projected to win the Super Bowl but then throws 2 ints and has a fumble in the divisional game. Dudes not it. Buffalo has to get rid of him or the coach

There’s something more to this post than just hits me hard…

Politics aside, Kristi Noem: would

Fuck Man City. Fuck the Prem Refs. Absolutely bull fucking shit

Everyone goes crazy about airport beers and shower beers. I go crazy about car beers. Driver or passenger

No food. 15 beers. Angry video games. Happy Saturday

I miss Jurgen.

Game's gone

If I text you this before a night out just know I’m about to be a problem

AMERICAN DOMINANCE. 🥇

And no, we're not tired of winning yet.

This USA Men’s and Women’s Hockey drama is blown so far out of proportion it actually funny to me now. Everyone in this country is so soft it makes me sick. I’d love for someone to explain to me how and why any of what happened is so bad. I’ll wait.

Soft libs not letting the boys enjoy their first gold in 46 years and immediately turning it political is classic lib shit. They weren’t happy because America did something awesome so they had to find a way to diminish it and make it look bad.

This country is chalked..