That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Evil MoPac

Nice tribute to #JeffSessions Evil MoPac

Oh nooooooo! Man down! Any chance you have any more or these laying around Shiner Beer ? Saturday mornings ruined forever!

Today is Ted Danson's birthday.

What do y'all think about hard seltzer? PS - if we get 1 million retweets, we'll totally make one chicagotribune.com/dining/drink/c…

Seems like a Brad move.

Help me out on figuring out how old these bottles are. I spy a Bell's Brewery winter white ale and Odell Brewing Co 5 barrel pale ale. I’d ask Sierra Nevada Beer or Anchor Brewing but their labels haven’t changed in decades 🤷‍♂️

I’m finally doing it! #dannering Jeremy Danner

It's almost like the United States has no President - we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone!

@muellerbeer @eastsideHEB On my way.

I hate you. Evil MoPac

Please help us catch this person who robbed East 1st Grocery between 2.58- 3.09 pm today KXAN News FOX 7 Austin

Kicked 36th bday off with some New Belgium Brewing #LaFolie and took it back to 31

Bell's Brewery What happened to Austin releases? Everything is up in DFW and those guys are lame.

Thoughts and prayers to all the Republican politicians who lost their seats today. We won't do anything to prevent it from happening again.

Climbing up the mountain again next week and having a party. Those meat sweats would sure make my day. #meatsweats

Climbed the Mountain again, wearing some #meatsweats would sure complete the experience. #2018goals

"my name is reek" x.com/MittRomney/sta…

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