If you don’t play #DungeonsAndDragons tune out now. My DM is rejecting my proposal that the golem I created out of fecal matter would take on some sort of fantastical form when we are transported to the Nine Hells even though other familiars are getting upgrades. Please pile on.

Yes, I have applied at Cracker Barrel in the past. No, they did not hire or even interview me. Welcome to what happens when you don't let me lead your design and marketing work in a way that is unique to your brand. DM me if you don't wanna go out like Cracker Barrel.

“We doin’ this?” - someone who definitely should not do this

Happy #ImmortalLegendBatman release day, Mat Groom Kyle Higgins Black Market Narrative — this one’s for you. DC

l’ve noticed no gym teachers seem upset at Taylor and Travis….

How come if I’m on Facebook for more than 5 seconds I see someone cooking the most godawful thing imaginable and it’s impossible to tell if they think it’s good or are just trolling us?

My hot take.

The abandoned new Cracker Barrel logo rollout was only ONE MONTH AGO. ONE MONTH.

I too will make a dubious scientific claim today, but I at least have one clear public case to back it up: Brain worms must fucking HATE Tylenol.

One of my socks got raptured. Good for it!

I made the connection the second I saw him glitch out on CNN and now I desperately need this SNL stunt casting to happen.