I guess Tuck wasn’t everlasting. …does this track for anyone?

Jw…what is ‘the economy’ in a generally specific sense?

Congrats Bud Light ! That was the straightest ad you could do during the nfl draft. Kid rock will be shooting his gun in celebration this time

I hate to admit how long it took me to realize Phoebe Bridgers did not write ‘Fleabag’. I’m bad at pop music and names but trying 🫥

The pressure to have the best picket sign slogan must be insane and from what I’ve seen AI couldn’t write those #WritersStrike2023

Brandon Miller can always find the open shooter even he doesn’t know what they will do with what he gives them 😉 #NBADraft

Guess the Big10 is officially the winner of the Rose Bowl

The number of movies that leave me thinking ‘Tony Shalhoub woulda killed in this’ is insane

I follow way too many food based accounts to use instagram during Yom Kippur

Pretty sure #TheAmazingRace is an ad for the taxi industry. It’s 85% these people in taxis

Has Sam Hartman given away more turnovers or orgasms in his college career? #hotqb #NotreDame #l1c4

Nothing will ever be as beautiful as a rainbow in LA over a #Trolls billboard with the weird trolls character vomiting a rainbow. Art is dead. We are post art.

When will we get a Jingle All The Way sequel?

Sports are dumb and nobody should watch them and they should just be done. THAT WAS A CATCH ARE YOU F’ING KIDDING ME???!!!!

The playoff committee was super brave and put a big10 team that’s basically been confirmed to have cheated as number 1 and the SEC team that almost lost to USF and Auburn. Very brave.

Is it safe to stare directly at the sun yet?

Excited to see how many people who draft Tua use the name Hawk Tua for fantasy this season

Kendrick has more yards at halftime than the chiefs #SuperBowl

Has DOGE tried rocket money? It helped me save money on unnecessary subscriptions

Brexit was crazy huh?