“He’s got some lettuce he wish he could have back, but for the most part he’s doing some good things.” - Matt Schick Schick and Nick Show

"Demogorgons are athletic! Demogorgons are super athletic, too!" - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

"Oh man, you give me a couple of demi-dogs in the portal, we finna lead the country in sacks! You know what I’m sayin?” - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

“Oh, your boy was emotional, boy. There were some parts where your boy was tears! I’m talking straight tears down the Maurice Cheeks!” - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

“Oh…he went to the thigh. And it caught my eye. I didn’t even have to ask why. Because I felt like KP was about to die.” - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

“Get outta my dreams. Get in to Coach Altman’s car.” - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

“Dana Altman and I are gonna get a house on top of a mountain!” - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

“Scott Frost needed Fanta in Dublin.” - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

“’When was it over? When they hit the corner 3? When they missed the front end of the one and one?’ ‘No. When they tased Ryan.’” - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

“Are y’all familiar with the Ryan Ending? That’s when one of y’all get tased. That’s when this ball game is over.” - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

"What up, Vitches?" - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

"I got 99 problems, and this Vitch ain't one..." - Matt Schick Schick and Nick Show

“In Lincoln, there were Vitches all over the court, and in Charlotte, Schick was in ditches all over the road.” - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

“Has Raft EVER made a single free throw in this state?!? The answer…I assume not!” - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

“When someone talks about diarrhea, I just want to be like, ‘I’m going to back up from you…’” - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

“He was out with Jaron Boone and them…LATE. They went to the highway diner. Yada, yada, yada…ya boy needs some honey.” - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

“Who hasn’t been with Jaron Boone at the highway diner and needed some honey the next day?” - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

“Now that’s a BLT, playa. YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN? Basketball Loving Time!” - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show

“It’s not BLT: Bro Lovin Time.” - Matt Schick Schick and Nick Show

“It’s rocks and water, inside of an atrium in a hotel. Nothing would ever be cheers-worthy about this situation, whatsoever.” - Nick Bahe Schick and Nick Show