I feel like you spend too much time thinking about how many entrances people have

Do tribbles get fleas?

Don't tell me I remind you of your uncle Bob then tell me you're telling people I'm your future husband ya fuckin weirdo

Remember when gas pumps were on the honor system?

Why was the perimeter inside the traditional zero of a rifle millions of people own?

Lol at the 12yos sharing a black and mild at the bus stop cat calling the sexy nurses going to the bar across the street

Did that girl just lick all 4 of the beers she ordered?

Why isn't there a 90s cover band called Weenzer?

If you're only going to tip every other round, for some reason, start with the first, not the second

I've never seen a cyber truck with the windows down Are the drivers hiding?

I don't know if you know, but squirrely and mousey don't mean the same thing

So Bunnicula is the only vegan vampire right?

Were there just reverse¿ ghost flames on that prius?

That's unfortunate

Can someone do an Easter brunch called mimosas and psychosis?

There's a sword store here?!?

If the bartender signals that you are next to order, don't wander off or you lose your place in line Dummy

I've never seen someone bring their own bev nap

Ever go to get dressed, shake the cat hair off your shirt and whip yourself right in the dick?

The gothrupple is here