BUSH REVERSE SWEEP 🧹🧹🧹

American dudes switching from monitoring the Olympics to Monitoring the Situation in Mexico

claude, fire 40% of my employees. don’t use any capital letters.

THE BEAT GOES ON.

Beautiful saturday to monitor the situation

LeBron never did that

“Gonna be home late tonight babe, I’m out monitoring the situation with a couple of guys. We might even stay and monitor a second situation if something comes up”

if you recognize this screen your probably a millionaire rn

Minnesota fraud is worse than we thought It was previously reported the increase in Minnesota autism claim payments was around 300%, it was actually 500% "That's about a 500x increase over 6 years. Was there a 500 times the number of autism patients in that time period?”

While you were asleep, Shohei Ohtani hit a grand slam in Japan

STRIKE. 💥🦅

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside.

Are we supposed to dunk on everyone that said Miami doesn’t belong in the tournament now? Or when is the time to do that?

Time to have some uncomfortable conversations

if i walk into a hotel room and see this bad boy i know ima be wakin up the next morning in hoth

Best summary of America I have seen

You’re bearish? Trump is going on CNBC tomorrow pre-market and you’re bearish?

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!