*referring to the bed as the milking table*

I’m a Christian first, not an American. My government tells me it’s okay to bomb elementary schools, starve Gaza, displace millions, and rape kids. Jesus Christ tells me it’s wrong.

fuck it, I’m just gonna be a bull

weed was better when it was illegal

who was streaming so gallantly with the rockets red glare and the bombs bursting in air?

*getting into fighting shape to go help Iranian Christians*

*uses the blunt splitter to open a slimjim*

all the homies ride for pyxis

So are we getting a Gibby buff today ApexLiveComms or are we having to wait until the 31st? The patch notes make it kind of unclear imo

life hack: go around and establish rapport with your local gas stations owner’s. Eventually ask what they think gas will hit by the end of the month. Step 2, download Kalshi. You’re welcome :) <33

hot take: food tastes betters after being prayed over

if they kill Theo that WILL radicalize me

If you’re not talking during our ranked apex matches I’m assuming you’re mossad trying to radicalize me

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call her reproductive organ the pussinator the way it leaves me crying like a baby

i just love when women

Japan needs to become our 51st state

streaming your jerkmate ranked on chaturbate is meta af

got my vyvance back you know what that means….chores, no dinner, and video games

if you really thnk about it over these past 8-12 years we’ve seen/seeing a societal swing from “far” left lgbtq narrative to what is seeming to be a more outspoken “far” right Christian (no longer Judeo) LOUD narrative I.e. the epstein files & more recently Jaden Ivey.Fascinating