At least Kanye conceded.

It’s impossible to fix a situation you can’t accept.

South Carolina's healthcare heroes have led the battle against COVID-19 and we appreciate all that you do! #SCHealthcareHeroes

Treat your thoughts like shooting stars - hold the beatiful ones in your vision, and let the others fly across the galaxy.

Get those votes in! Help send #AGTWildcard ComedianMike Goodwin to the live shows by retweeting NOW! ✔️

Your stat of the day: 1 out of 520 Americans has died from COVID.

Conversations should be vacations.

Poll: Who has created more national holidays? Hallmark or Facebook?

So RichlandSC has a One-Call Response Center you can call and receive no response whatsoever. Very on brand for Richland County!

Just when you think you have everything together, your kids get lice, and you question yourself.

The home of the brave?

As if the world wasn’t already falling apart, ZAXBYS is cancelling the Buffalo chicken salad. It must’ve done something really bad. #apocalypse

No, you didn't "give me back time." You just ran an efficient meeting. Congratulations!

Anybody wanna start a GoFundMe for fatzcafe?

Congress has passed the appropriations bills in time for the start of the fiscal year only FOUR times since the modern budget process was adopted in the 1970s. The last time was in 1997. Why do we freak out every time?

My 11 year old just asked me who the first guy to ever milk a cow was and said how brave he was.

Is Big Social Media the next Big Tobacco? It was fine until it wasn’t.

2028 Prediction: it will be the most important election in history