Today in find the cat

Blonde Boy Wilson Stephen King You sure wanna go there, sir?

Your campaign was so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

Hopefully a military force from Europe will storm our beaches soon to liberate us from this fascist dictatorship.

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

This reminds me of the time the rebellion blew up the second Death Star and all the creatures of the galaxy had exuberant celebrations.

Mele Kalikimaka

When they go low, we get high.

And the mute button was finally fucking pushed and they all lived happily ever after.

It’s a new day in America.

I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats

The problem with cancel culture is

Careful what you google. My dog’s favorite treat is beef pizzle.

At this point the two political classes are those who can back up a horse trailer and those who cannot.

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