That moment when you get caught in something you absolutely want nothing apart of

Is it just me that has ever talked to a girl and thought I’d be better off trying to give myself a blowjob

Pizza is like sex, when it’s good it’s really good, when it’s bad it’s really not that bad- spud

Some days your the windshield some days your the bug and if you got the choice be the fucking windshield- spud

Dumb shit with spud “women are like rocks skip the flat ones”

Spud “you can build a million bridges but you suck one dick you’re known as a cock sucker not a bridge builder”

Spud “it’s impossible to win an argument with stupid people because they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience”

By the time y’all figure it out, it’ll be too late.

A message to the boys: Don’t lose a good thing over a good time.

It’s crazy how you fall for something and it straight fucks you over no matter the situation

“Non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin sure it taste fine but that shit ain’t right” things with spud

Spud- “success is like being pregnant, everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you were screwed on the way”

I hope I never get used to being away from you

Ever have something that happened so quick that it puts you in a state of disbelief? Currently there and shocked

I just hope everyone going through something gets through it and grows from it. ☝🏾

Never loose a good girl it’ll kill you in the long run.

Y’all think rodeo is humbling just enter a ranch rodeo 😂

Was anyone else disappointed in this season of Yellowstone?

no, i don’t think before i speak

If she ain’t drunk texting or calling you. Dude she ain’t it