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Sarah Gormley

@scgormley

Art gallery owner. Writer. Midlife crisis avoider. Zero tolerance for assholes. Less anger. More joy. The Order of Things comes out September 10th!

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"I used to be like everyone else, hunched over my screen, watching 17-year-olds give each other psychiatric diagnoses on TikTok. Then I misplaced my smartphone after the doorbell rang while I was playing Wordle on the toilet. Now I’m a mindfulness expert." mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-mis…

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I’ve been yammering away about Columbus for more than four years…and *now* Forbes figures it out? See you soon, reluctant, skeptical, about-to-be-SO-surprised visitors. We’re waiting for you! forbes.com/sites/katiecha…

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Anyone know approximately how many drag queens have open fired in an elementary school this year? EVER? Asking for a tax-paying friend from Tennessee…

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MOM: Stay completely still, honey. Breathe. Cover your genitals. KID: There are so many sequins! I can see them reflecting onto the walls. mcsweeneys.net/articles/mom-h…

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When “Spare” was released, facts were wrenched out of context and complex emotions were reduced to cartoonish idiocy, writes J. R. Moehringer, who collaborated with Prince Harry on the memoir—“and there were so many falsehoods.” nyer.cm/KoLc7ky

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To know Ohio's history of prohibition is to know the devastation of unintended consequences, and the willful way humans carry on without acknowledging their mistakes, or their role in making them. New from Jack Shuler. matternews.org/community/a-sh…

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Calling All New Yorkers… 8:12 pm, NYC Time Monday, May 29, 2023 Tuesday, May 30, 2023 Crowds gather. Traffic halts. Cross streets glisten with fiery orange light, rendering otherwise-shadowed urban canyons aglow. Behold sunset on the Manhattan grid. Behold #Manhattanhenge.

Calling All New Yorkers…

8:12 pm, NYC Time
Monday, May 29, 2023
Tuesday, May 30, 2023

Crowds gather. Traffic halts. Cross streets glisten with fiery orange light, rendering otherwise-shadowed urban canyons aglow. Behold sunset on the Manhattan grid.

Behold #Manhattanhenge.
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“Today I was asked if I am any good with phones by an elderly man as he was trying to open a picture message that his granddaughter had sent. After putting Sienna in her pram, I took a look at his phone which was a really old Nokia. As he didn’t have a smart phone I told him

“Today I was asked if I am any good with phones by an elderly man as he was trying to open a picture message that his granddaughter had sent.

After putting Sienna in her pram, I took a look at his phone which was a really old Nokia. As he didn’t have a smart phone I told him
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So, I spoke to people getting food at a food bank and here are some things I learned from those in need: 1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac and Cheese in the box. They can rarely use it because it needs milk and butter which is hard to get from regular food banks. 2. Boxed milk is a

So, I spoke to people getting food at a food bank and here are some things I learned from those in need:
1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac and Cheese in the box. They can rarely use it because it needs milk and butter which is hard to get from regular food banks.
2. Boxed milk is a
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.Sarah Gormley, the owner of Sarah Gormley Gallery, released a self-published book, “The Order of Things: A Memoir About Chasing Joy.” It's a delightful exploration of the universal heartache and beauty in all our lives. columbusmonthly.com/story/lifestyl…

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the library is nominated for a #WEBBY!!! we need your help bad – we're up against Katie Couric and Stacey Abrams, so every vote matters. rt, vote, tell your friends: wbby.co/59010N

the library is nominated for a #WEBBY!!! 

we need your help bad – we're up against Katie Couric and Stacey Abrams, so every vote matters.

rt, vote, tell your friends: wbby.co/59010N