He's practicing for Christmas! The size of the jump is perfect! x.com/BibliaDLos/sta…

He’s either running for President or is about to be revealed as an Epstein client

I just posted a tik tok that invites and encourages intellectual conversation that if you just scrolled past it you’re a big dumb idiot

They straight up said “fart out my bussy” in the new Wonka movie I stg

Honestly I don’t give two shits about your 2023 recap…. Unless I’m featured hehe

if you fell for this today you’re weak minded

Kate Middleton is fine. She's been all up in my DMs. Asked me to buy her some iTunes cards. I was happy to do it.

What kind of fish is this?

Nicolas Cage? 🥵🔥💦

al pacino delivering best picture like it’s a riddle

they're putting al pacino down in the green room

can’t stop thinking about the phrase ‘my eyes see oppenheimer’

This summer I’d really like to focus on my goals which are going out, partying a lot, drinking, doing drugs etc

‘The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie’ will stream on Max on April 1st.

she was misgendered, gaslit and assaulted. she deserved better.

My fav bit is sending a song to a friend and saying “I wrote this song about you” Feel free to use it if you’d like

John Lennon waking up after butt crack surgery: Where's Yoko? Butt crack surgeon: Who do you think gave you the butt crack?