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Garrus Vakarian

@scarredpunisher

Make life hell for enough mercs and sooner or later they'll gang up and try to kill you. #MERP

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calendar_today26-01-2017 20:54:14

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So, following procedure, we track them to their homes and question them. Only we find them sitting on enough red sand to buzz half of Omega.

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They swore up and down that they didn't know where it came from. That they were framed. We arrested and booked them at the station.

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I didn't think much of it until the sand disappeared from evidence. The humans were let go on a technicality. Like nothing had happened.

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Against the orders of my captain I did some digging and found similar cases on Illium and Bekenstein. The Hanar and humans are colluding.

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They were actually using law enforcement to move their product and had people on the inside taking bribes. Why they never got caught.

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They were sloppy, but I didn't know who I could trust. So I took it to my father. He dismantled the entire operation and got all the credit.

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Not the most exciting story but it got me transferred to a new precinct where I stayed until I was tasked with investigating Saren.

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@MutinousEdge Indeed. Mass accelerators don't create pressurized gas to propel bullets like combustion pistols. Silencers are less effective

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A private asked me why I’m always calibrating the guns. I asked him if we’ve ever missed a target. When he said no I told him, “you’re welcome.”