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Scarlet West

@scarletwestend

Author of I'd Like to Thank Manchester Air Rifles. DJ. Roots darker than my soul.

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Terrible anxiety dream. Dreamt my old band Iraq were playing at a Jewish festival supported by Bo Diddley. I was very drunk and had just eaten a load of bacon sandwiches to sober up. Someone then poured a load of brown sauce all over my hair and face. Then it was time to go on.

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I dreamt I dropped an ambulance on top of Bananarama from a plane I was flying and one of the members was then confined to a wheelchair and then I was hated by everyone. I was being arrested for manslaughter and then I woke up. I like Bananarama. Odd.

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I have the most fabulous haircut now. I've not got round to getting a haircut for a year and now, wow! Proper posh haircut. I'm very happy when I look in the mirror.

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I'm in The Walnut drinking a pint of bitter alone. It's Mother's Day and I'm celebrating never having the misfortune to find myself pregnant.

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On the Flix Bus back to Manchester. I was cutting it a bit fine so I'm just drinking cans of Punk IPA. It's very busy. I usually have time to decante gins in tins into a Sprite bottle. Seasoned alcoholic speaking here. No denial with me.

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I'm really enjoying this Flixbus journey to Manchester. The person in front of me has put her seat back though so not much leg room now. However, it does me a closer look at her phone through the reflection of the window. She's a Chinese medical student.

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Just had a chicken korma and an orange KitKat for dessert. I've been having trouble sleeping lately but I'm going to bed now. After the 6am news.

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Just looking through my old scrap book from 1999-2000. Full of old club flyers and gig tickets. Bus and train tickets even. Nothing to hold onto nowadays.

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Off to St. Bride's Church in Fleet Street later. I've never been to a service in there. There was another church I was looking into for part of my church crawl that said there is sherry after the service. I was quite tempted by that.

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There is now no rest room for stewards on level 5 . So no one can rest their feet. Wembley Stadium. I know you sacked me but get the stewards sorted please.

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I've heard that the Wembley stewards are in a bad way. 6 years in that shit hole. I wouldn't be putting my pet mouse in there nevermind people. I enjoy every other place I work at. I must say. They've closed all break rooms for stewards.

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Oh no! Just woke up to another bloody day! Cried myself to sleep again yet here I am again. Should have just got some morphine or whatever and had done with it all. I absolutely loathe being alive.

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God. I hate life. Yet again I've woken up. I'm just going to drink the whole bottle of poison next time. I just want done with it all.

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Whenever I'm asked by a person about a football match I always say "They had a very creative midfield". I bloody hate football. Everything about it is extremely dull. I reckon it's because neither my Mum or my Dad had any interest in it.

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I'm very interested in football pitches and speaking to the grounds people and asking them just how they do that lawn. At Wembley they grow it in a green house. Then again I think a lot do that. I'll hire one of them to grow my lawn once I'm rich.