Spent money and now for some reason the number in my checking account has decreased

what?

That was unexpected lmao

This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. look at him he's just cold...

Ptdrrrr « j’humilie mon blender »

Finally some children without cellphones 🫶🏻

My dad asked me to help him clean up some boxes. I found this lovely gem, I am an only child.

“sorry i have plans” the plans:

A teacher once said I'd be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia. So far, I've made 2 jugs, a vase, and an ashtray, so fck you, Mrs Collins 😊

I quit alcohol for 6 weeks. I noticed nothing. Only less time with friends, laughter, less vibrant conversation. Went home earlier. Said no to more social things. Started drinking casually again. All those things returned.

l’info de la honte allez vous faire foutre

doctor: do you smoke or drink me: yes doctor: ok me: are u mad at me

NAHH YALL GOT IT🤣🤣🤣