how it feels to log on to twitter dot com and call a grown adult man my beautiful wife

you mean ‘Buy Another Bottle Yay’ ??

oomf would love this

MY WIFE AND HER SCHIZOPHRENIC TWIN🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑‼️‼️‼️‼️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️‼️‼️‼️🤑🤑🤑❤️❤️🤑🤑

and people say season 2 gets bad

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WES‼️‼️‼️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🍰🍰🍰🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🍀🍀🍀🍀🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

sorry for being completely inactive. truth is this platform no longer brings me much joy. i love my oomfs. i met some really amazing people here. unfortunately staying here is also extremely draining. i’m not deleting my acc but i don’t feel like posting anytime soon

i would sacrifice my entire bloodline for one night with this man

enough twitter for today bye

oomf🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭 oomfff😢😢😢😢🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭oomf😢😢oomf😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭o😭😭😭😭😭😭oomf😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭oomf🥺😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😭😭😭😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭oomf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i love my oomfs😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢uuw😭😭😭😭🥺😢😢😭😭😭oomf

oh hell yeah

woke up from a clonazepam induced nap and was convinced Velvet Underground made a song about stealing and sniffing panties

hello all american massacre fans (3 people including me)

if any of my oomf gaf: i wasn’t active because i have major depressive disorder and this app can get extremely draining. i was also recently diagnosed with epilepsy and it’s ruining my life

back in my day ragebaits used to be believable

saw a photo of billie and tre and realized i’m nothing but a fujoshipilled yaoicel forever yearning for bandmate bl

“NO ONE WILL SURVIVE!” All American Massacre art collab i did with my boyfriend - i drew the sketch and he rendered it🧠🔪🥩✌️ ALL AMERICAN MASSACRE

hey fellow TCM+AAM fans does anyone know how to get into contact with William “Tony”Hooper??? the cancellation of the long awaited release of AAM broke my heart. it was the only thing i was looking forward to… #tcm #taam #choptop ALL AMERICAN MASSACRE

long time no post… uhhmmm hii moots!! here’s a jonwes/bordavis yuri fanfic from yours truly archiveofourown.org/works/76954706