Garrett Wilson, stop wasting any potential in NY

Tonight I met one of my long time internet friends And all I can say is….MEET YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS

I want to listen to the new Kerosene Heights jam but I am so bad at listening to singles before albums. I’ve gotta wait for the whole thing, how does it fit? How does it flow? are the singles the standouts or were they there to hook you in for the true gems in the album tracks

"I think Outbreak Fest® does something that I find severely lacking in most American music festivals" - @llllbfgllll

Every time I start the latest New Design album, it takes every fibre in my being not to scream ARE YOU LISTENING? WHOA OH-OH-OH-OH at the top of my lungs

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity

I heard Blink 182 in the background of an M&S advert, so just start carving my headstone now

Thank god we don’t have to call an election for another 3 years. Gives the other parties time to sort their shit out and push those odious twerps to the margins again

Only my dad would go to a Human League concert in a Palm Reader t shirt

Looking forward to Kaveh Solhekol updating me with the amount Chelsea has earned from the CWC tomorrow

Watch Ed Davey call out the BBC for their failure to hold Nigel Farage to account.

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

Tickets booked for ogbert the fucking nerd in October!