#MyTwitterAnniversary

A recently pardoned wh*te reality show star talking about wh*te privilege in prison while his wh*te privilege got him out of prison is a lot to take

When I have been able to watch the Tech Softball, the game starts shifting in the wrong direction. So I am not watching. I check the score every now and then and would love to see evidence of offense

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess the softball World Series final will be an ugly orange team against a red team

We are not giving this one back

I've had a visitor in from out of town. Can someone catch me up on my soap, All My Egomaniacs? Last I saw, the rich one was high af and the old one was talking nonsense. Now they're beefin?

If I send you this, it means we don't have enough and will need one more Texas Tech University

Had a vision that we beat those cows 10-1. Let's do this. Make it easy on our nerves tonight.

When I had a premonition that it would be 10-1, I meant the other way around

Honest question- why do NBA refs have sponsors?

I'd totally attend a parade to celebrate this beautiful lady's birthday. Happy Birthday Marla Gibbs!

The irony of the paperwork reduction act statement on forms you have mailed me 4 times

Can we stop calling every social media post a "statement?" Incoherent ramblings on social platforms do not presidential statements make

I dont care who the fuck you are... If you use the word "retard" as an insult you are a worthless piece of shit It seems rampant within MAGA, but others are using it too STOP IT

They did not.

Thank you to The Bear for never acting like the stupid Papa Johns commercials do when they try to be you

Just an annual reminder for educators who are about to completely ignore the talking on the GCN trainings, the answers for the four sexual harassment scenarios are all yes. #educator

No more taking your shoes off at the airport. Did you all forget about the Epstein list yet?

In case anyone is wondering why Tim Hortons Timbits are superior to other chain donut holes, it's this guy right here

I'm just sitting here thinking of the time when I did not know anything about the Astronomer CEO.