Billie Jean or Thriller OH FUCK!

Being the worst Scot Peterson is a hell of an accomplishment

Just remembered the Christian kid I went to high school with that bought a blow up doll, got scared, threw it in a cornfield, then unprompted told his parents about it.

There's a pretty decent chance that I know more about The King of Queens than the people that were on the show.

The Lord And Savior Jesus Christ ✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️

Dudes rock

A little late, but I always like to tell people that the best Valentine's Day I ever had was just before COVID where we got the V Day table service and White Castle and then the premiere of the first Sonic The Hedgehog movie.

69 😎 *guitar riff*

Nollie kick into a nose manual at that height is fucking insane

Taxi

"AI is about to destroy the film industry"- the absolute stupidest person you have ever met in your entire life.

I've been craving BonChon for 10 years straight.

When I was cooking at a pizza restaurant my dad came in and ordered a pizza the him and I were going to share. We had a new server that didn't know him so when I put the pizza in the window right before she took it I grabbed a piece and shoved the whole thing in my mouth.

Don't Speak

What if... someone with no talent came up with the shittiest idea of all-time?

Monty Python aged like already expired milk.

This is how celebrities should use twitter. RAD! is a very fun movie so if you don't trust Ed Helms, trust me, good ol' Pinecone!

90% of Monty Python sketches are this but without the sinking ship punchline that actually makes it funny. youtu.be/Cp8KicOX0iU?si…

Hang it in the rafters

Cigarettes should be free if you want them.