1 SM3LL D3SP3R4T1ON 4ND 3R1D4N 1SNT 3V3N H3R3 1M GO1NG HOM3

1TS WH4T 1S C4LL3D S3DUCT1V3 SUND4Y. 1LL DO TH1S ONC3. *lifts her shirt and flashes a tree since she's blind. The joke on anyone who looks is she's wearing a tank top under it. You sewe nothing*

SOM3ON3 TOLD M3 TO COM1SS1ON SC4L3M4T3S FOR P3OPL3 TH3Y 4R3 50 BOOM13S 4ND COM3 PR3HUNG

((Fuck now i want to make a condy scalemate))

H3Y H33333Y B1G GUY 1TS YOU *throws it at him. It hits him in the butt*

1S 1T B4D

SOM3ON3 H4S TH31R SH1RT OFF TH4TS 1LL1G4L

*she walks out in her dragon hood*L3TS FUCK SH1T UP

1M 4NGRY

1 K1NDLY M4DE SOM3TH1NG FOR G4MZ33 TO B3 NIC3 4ND H3 D3STORY3D 1T P4INT1NG 1T W4S H3LL

I FOUND 4 8OO8 KN1F3 US3D BY P1R4T3S

((So my characters have no set universe))

S3DUCT1V3 SUND4Y LOOK 4T TH3S3 *flashes a wall*

There is no proof of that

Do too

((I only do typing quirks for typing so please forgive the lack of quirks. I do the caps for karkat because I can see them always yelling))

I'm the perfect amount of closeness. I won't lick you just sniff you a bit. You smell delicious.

Are you saying I can buy you

Hmmm I don't think I would want to own you it's not romantic enough

maybe a little