"I don't know whether to be surprised or not."

"I can destroy you with literally just my tail."

"...Thanks for showing me what it means closely."

If you pay for a chiropractor, don't. Just come see him and he'll snap your spine for free. You'll never feel more like a person than after his treatment.

Something tells him the more he sits back with his tail waving for others to mess with, the more likely someone will bother him just so he could snap them in half. At this point he wouldn't mind breaking someone. Just not in the 'potential loss of life' manner.

🍏: Btw if you didn't know, I use terms like "Hon", "Darlin'", "Luv" and such fairly often. I don't mean anything by it if you think so. They're neutral terms to me. uwu

"I am no wolf so why does the moon affect me?"

🍏: Looking over accounts and being like "why didn't I follow you?" And then looking through their tweets and it's like:

🍏: Anyway I hope you're all well.