“I felt her bush, but we are related” cc:XanakinSkywalker

Reading Day eve was a #SOMFFEST

Woke up in Oxford with a half eaten Buckeyes sandwhich and gorlock the destroyer next to me. #nippletop

Can’t beat it, not even with a stick. -Mr.Scabies

Rainy day, hunker down

Look at this yankee with the baurbor #shrink

But how many SEC championship does ISIS have?

Shower cap canceled before GTA 6

Do I even need to say it? Might be the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. #shrink #nukethegame

The game is about to be shrunken

They added the shrinkinator to Fortnite?? @Lilmcjagger9 Eli “The Scuzz” Damon

Was just walking in downtown keywest(slight dox) and some doucher took a picture of me I am definitely about to be #shrunken #dontshrinkme

Jarvis we need a shrink at the studio ASAP!

75$ per band hmu SigEp

#expand

Alden Morrow can do tricks on my pogo stick Ballsackagawea

Green cups #theynotlikeus

My buddy from southern just sent me this, nuke statseboro

For anyone who may be concerned I met the ASU frat leader in Cabo, he is an asshole (go figure), he isn’t in a frat (fraternity) and does not go to ASU