❛𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝!❜ indie & semi-selective. stranger things oc. descriptive / literate. mun/muse over twenty-one. 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬! ©️ asadshakabrah on instagram.

|| someone: lewds a child me: do you wanna keep your freedom or keep your kneecaps? ||

|| me: i don't need another alien muse my brain: but invader zim ||

|| me rn ||

screams into a jar and quickly closes it. ❝︎ everything's fine. ❞︎

|| alien story: mentions forks washington me: don't ||

i wanna church girl that go ta church. aNd ReAd HeR bIbLe.

peeks head through doorway. did someone mention aliens?

|| everyone: storming area 51 tj: that one scene in tasm where stan lee has the headphones in and almost gets hit by a table before spidey stops it ||

|| 700k+ people: storming area 51 area 51 guard: protect the aliens holy shit tj @ the guards:

❝︎ h—hi... ❞︎ you can tell he's nervous, though he's clearly the more intimidating one here. half thetan, half human. the former of both races having declared war on earth due to him being stuck here. he's scared, nonetheless. most humans scare him.

❝︎ i—i'm half alien. or, wh—what you consider alien. i just consider it thetan. ❞︎ thetans look like very tall humans, so it's not surprising that the other doesn't immediately recognise he's not entirely human. ❝︎ i can tell you about theta if you want? ❞︎

he's out here crying in this chili's. did i say chili's? i meant containment cell.