Just the other day, I asked my mom at what age do children start really listening to their parents but I don't remember what her answer was.

@bdumais15 Mark Seager Can you guys record it? I'd love to see the talk!

Too many Christians are fighting graduate school sins with a grammar school knowledge of God. John Piper

@karledurante I suspect it didn’t go down like this then: youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP5…

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Greenville does it again! #usatoday #Fallspark #yeahthatgreenville #downtowngreenville fb.me/35l0aUZtQ

That feeling when you hit cmd+q instead of cmd+w

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Greenville residents may soon be able to use their smartphones to find the exact location of the downtown trolley: bit.ly/1Z4FtJ0

Next time you cook bacon in microwave, blow your nose with the paper towel you used, you’ll smell bacon all day. You’re welcome.

They said they used Whiskey for teething. They lied. They used Whiskey because you’re a toddler. http:// beingafather.justinnash.net/post/132696330…

If parenthood came with a GPS it would mostly just say, "recalculating."

bbb.org crashing as everyone checks Trump University rating.

[5yr old walking around singing into her Dora the Explorer Karaoke Microphone] "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR"

New side project: price tags on Google Calendar events based on the inferred hourly rates of participants.

Our engineering team Slack knows their stuff. And their Sound of Music.

Parenting is the age old epic story of the fight for disk space on your computer/phone vs photos/videos of your kid.

I seldom upgrade to the latest version of software. This way if it has weird issues I just upgrade rather than uninstall and reinstall.

Great talk tonight Barry Jones!

That first sip of coffee in the morning.