This dude loves bitcoin.

My favorite unboxing video is the one where Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier take off their gloves and just give each other a big hug.

Conan O’Brien’s final Conan show on TBS airs tonight and I’m not a fan (of him no longer being on my television almost every day). We love you! (Note: I’ve never seen my wife so happy as she is in this picture with Conan. 🤔) #conan #ConanOBrien Team Coco Conan O'Brien

If Adam Driver and Timothée Chalamet fucked.

When your foot falls asleep, that’s called Restful Leg Syndrome. #justkidding

On today’s episode of Portroidcast, I’m joined by podcast pioneer Ralph Apel (⁦@RalphDApel Everywhere Else⁩ ⁦CasinoSkunk Productions⁩ ⁦@LiveActionSW Everywhere Else⁩ ⁦@Dharmalars Everywhere Else⁩). Listen now! #ralphapel podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/por…

It was a huge oversight if one of the guys performing in Puppetry of the Penis wasn’t named Dong Knots.

Not today, Satan. Just kidding. Today works.

⬇️ This is NOT COOL ⬇️

I always hope Stockholm Syndrome is real because I want to believe my dog loves me.

On the latest episode of Portroidcast, my guest in Nicole Drespel. We discuss improv, sketches, fandom, book clubs, TV writing, and so much more! Listen now! Nicole Drespel podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/por…

Everyone!! Tune in next Wednesday to @LiveActionSW Everywhere Else to hear my firsthand account of Disney’s Galactic Starcruiser! We are boarding this weekend and look forward to chatting with @RalphDApel Everywhere Else and Jarvis Hewlett about it all!

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“Mac and Me” is the best kid-befriends-alien movie. Don’t ET me.

I can’t believe Madonna has never had any work done.

Did they ever make a sequel called “Dunston Checks Out”, or is that chimp still in the hotel?

Here’s a fun game: Simple Syrup or hand sanitizer?

Procrastination and self-sabotage are my contributions to smashing the patriarchy.

With the blue check mark gone, how am I supposed to know who to worship and who is just a regular piece of shit?

If you can’t say something nice, you’re in the right place.